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You know how sometimes you see a girl out at the bar and she looks all hot? But then you wake up with her the next the morning after she's taken her face off and you're all like, “Whoa... ,” because this certainly can't be the same person you picked up and bedded the night before? It happens with celebrity females all the time. For example, the Boy George seen in the classic '80s music videos is a vastly different Boy George than the one seen arrested in New York City with thirteen unlucky bags of cocaine in his possession. Reality do take a bite, don't she? But not for Chris Pontius. He's a handsome devil before, after, during, and all moments between—rollers notwithstanding

Whoa, who are all these fresh-faced pups? This was an interesting night on jackass the movie, as Johnny Knoxville wanted nothing whatsoever to do with “Cube Truck Roller Disco.” Maybe he had a bad disco experience as a kid, I don't know, but the one thing I do know is that he had a really bad karaoke experience with a Wham! song that I only wish we could post the laughable recording of here on jackassworld. Anyway, the rest of the cast was not so lucky in their ability to opt out on this shoot, but they still put on their best '70s face and went for it in style. In the end it was Bam who figured out that the quickest and most direct route from beginning to end of filming was to simply whore yourself out to physics. One vertical face-plant into the roll-down door and that was all she wrote on this 60-seconds of cinematic history. Bonus trivia: I believe the added danger of bowling balls was originally written into this bit, but then some rocket scientist figured out that all to be gained from including those in the chaotic mix would be broken ankles and other indiscriminate blunt force traumas.

So how does one rally after a night of shirtless ping-ponging with the boys? By taking it to the lake, that's how. First up was Wee-Man who worked the wake with—what else—a wake skate. Hence the shoes and frontside lipslide. Skipper Tremaine then abandoned ship to try his flat feet at the wake skate, but to see him pound it out on the lip you're gonna have to click for more

The other day I made an offhand mention that Wolfie and his wagon wheel appeared to be the next of Siamese kin to Chang and Eng Bunker. More than a few interpreted this freakish association as an act of meanness, and for that I do offer up my utmost apologies. Clearly I was barking up the wrong tree as Wolfie is far more closer in coat and namesake to The Wolf Boy, give or take a few hypertrichosis hairs, but I guess it's all relative in the circus sideshow world. Anyway, look forward to seeing Greg “Wolfie” Wolf's exclusive interview with Gabriel “Larry” Ramos Gomez on jackassworld soon!